Dogs Dogs Dogs

I was totally gonna title this post as "who let the dogs out" but even I had to cringe at that.
So dogs. Let me tell you I'm not a big fan. No surprise there, but the truth is I used to love dogs. I truly believe they listen to you. Ok I'm not 4 and believe they can understand what your saying, but I believe tone, voice inflection, and confidence goes a long way in how you interact with a dog. But all that goes out the door when you find yourself being chased by a golden retriever with menacing teeth. But that's a story for another day.
So if I could have a dog, what dog would I want?
A Yorkie. Hands down. No question. They are they most adorable dogs on this planet earth.
And to add to that, I'd want a tea cup Yorkie.
They easily out rank kittens, chicks, baby camels, pygmy hippos, and little baby turtles.
Ok maybe not baby turtles, but you see what I mean rite?